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onibonez asked: Hey there! :)
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cute person: hey i just met you
me: omg
cute person: and this is crazy
me: holy shit
cute person: so here's my number
me: final-
cute person: so you can pass it to the person next to you.
me:
me:
me:
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caitlinl0uise: inglejingles: suddenlyintoxicated: loki-dokey: sunnymurasaki: wtfml: adventuresofawhitegirl: simonwang: I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song. I actually cried laughing. EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH this video this video is incredible OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS LOOOOLL. LOOOLLL WHAAT OMG HAHAHAHAHA xD Forever favorite
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hannabarbarian: shutthefuckuphiba: hannabarbarian: when you give your first blowjob the man will ejaculate confetti and streamers in order to congratulate you on a job well done. what if i do a bad job then he ejaculates bullets and you die
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me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you retarded or something
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me: facebook.tumblr.com
me: google.tumblr.com
me: youtube.tumblr.com
me: tumblr.tumblr.com
me: omg why isn't it working
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me: complains about being friendless lonely and single
me: goes offline to everyone never texts back ignores all attempts at contact
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My life is like editing an html code because I have no idea what I’m doing and I feel like the rest of the world does and once in a while I do something right and I have no idea how I did it but I just go with it
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