You talk it, I live it

dirkstridersbraces:

one time i took a picture of a girl’s buttcrack in gym class and got sent to the assistant principal’s office and the school cop busted in asking where the drugs were because he had heard someone had crack on their phone and it was the hardest thing to tell him it was a buttcrack and not actual crack without laughing 

a-n-e-c-d-o-t-e:

julieidc:

Do you ever wish that you could just unmeet someone

plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face.

sealcat:

no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I will say “hello” to every dog that I meet and if we’re having a conversation I will stop and point when a dog goes by 

fuckoffcats:

if i get my period on my wedding day i’m calling my wedding off